Top Five WebMD Searches I’ve Made This Month
I swear, I am not making any of these up…
5. Staph infection + prevention
4. sudden onset partial hearing loss
3. heart attack + symptoms
2. numbness + big toe
and number one, which is also going to be the name of my Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band someday:
1. Bad Molasses
I swear, I am not making any of these up…
5. Staph infection + prevention
4. sudden onset partial hearing loss
3. heart attack + symptoms
2. numbness + big toe
and number one, which is also going to be the name of my Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band someday:
1. Bad Molasses
2 comments:
OK, that Molasses thing sounds funny, until your child projectile vomits 30 minutes after eating molasses cookies. Its then that you realize that the bottle of molasses that you used have been with the family since the first day you were married, through five moves, and four jobs, and the birth of two kids. Then you start to furiously search google and WebMD to see if you've poisoned your child. Its not so funny then.
I'll miss that bottle of molasses.....we were tight.
Don't forget about medlineplus.gov when you're looking for health info. It's not as commercial as webmd, being a government site and all.
Also they have a hilarious interactive tutorial on colonoscopies.
Haha, butts.
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